a few days ago.

Remember that blog about small children I did a while back, well the day after I went to step-grandma's friends barbecue which happened to have those same children at, sooo once again I got to engage in some games with them (being oldest kid also meant I had to be responsible :L) this time we played a game where I sat on the floor while they made me say things in an American accent which went from words such as "hello" to "Monkey-bars". They found Monkeybars the funniest because when ibatempted it I said "muuuuurnkey-baaars" which made them all laugh. Then the grown ups started to get Abit annoyed ay the kids for running around shouting "muuuuuurnkey-baaars and asked me and thirteen year old girl too take them for a walk. And while on this walk I discovered how truely difficult it is to get kids to walk in a straight line. We then began to AK down to the beach witch was interresting because every person that passed us was proberbly convinced that me and the 13 year old were a pair of underage sex addicts with no grasp of the use if condoms. Anyway we finally arrived at the beach where the first thing that Ben (the 4 year old) did was charge as fast as he could towards the ocean fully clothed giving the others the insentive to also wonder off in different directions, after rounding them up I decided to let them paddle as long as they didn't go any further. Which went pretty well until Ben dropped his crisp packet and tried to get it back by running towards a large wave giving me a moment of awesomeness where a charged out grabbed the child and then fell face first onto the sand after Ben decided to swing his leg in the direction of my crotch. Then began the walk home meet at the back stopping anyone escaping with Ben who although being the one who spent the journey there running ahead in some desperate atempt to get run over decided to hang back and insist on going to a shower to was some sand off his foot, unfortunately when his friend came to wash his foot, Ben said he would hold the shower on and promtly completely soaked him self with water. Then on the walk back too The party he said his foot hurt and started talking about some guy called Kevin. He then said his foot hurt too much to walk and i had to distract him by telling him to race me to the next lamp post.