do i hear a woop woop?

I'm back! ( England not Malvern)

hey there

Hi, if anyone reads this please Skype me or give me some form if contact with England.

FUCK!

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Cancelled. Need I say more :,(

This is hetting ne down.

Here I AM sitting in America waking up to the sound of people getting As. While ihave to wait until Sunday. Waaaah :,(

P.s. Skype is auto ringing James Vines, :S

oh i forgot

Gonna tell you in the last blog but forgot :/

There was an earthquake somewhere yesterday an apparrently it was felt where I'm staying but Ho hum I didnt notice. That's about it by3e

Hey guys.

"Never say Never" (just a bit of Justin Bieber to start the blog)

Hi everyone. Just s short blog post to update you on the fact that I have a site throat. I'm sorry I haven't been blogging very much recently but i promise that as soon as I'm back ill give you all a nice big blog. In other news I had an epic dream the other day about sitting in a car while it was firied from a catapult. Yup, I dream about some pretty crazy stuff. Anyhow that's about it from the blog post.

Thunder

Sitting in a sofa watching "FRED the movie" with very loud thunder outside. That's about it.

AWESOME

A SEAPLANE JUST LANDED IN THE LAKE.

When in doubt, blog about.

Today ill be blogging about my day. I started off with a fun convosation with James, however the slight drawback was that throughout the interaction my phone was determined to continually vibrate, fortunately James had the quickmind to suggest turning it off and back on again. Which WORKED! Then I had to leave as my parents demanded I went for a swim in the lake (such a hard life), anyway I had a swim and then got out and had some breakfast. I then went Kyaking for about 6 hours during which I was awesome. Then i went into town and had an extra large oreo ice cream which i will post a picture of me eating below. I then had a get of UNO with my family, which I WON!

Anyways that's about it for tonight see y'all later!

In the mean time here's my ice cream.

Or not, my phone doesn't seem to do pictures :(
Anyhow Byeeeee!

Famous Quotes

'I don't like complaining"
James Vines

Field

I am lying in some grass siphoning someone's WI-FI to send you this message.

Dreams

Just had an Sweet dream where i went into great Malvern met; James V, Pete, Matt, Will and Alex on their way to a foot ball game for people at the Wytch primary school only so while they had fun I stayed utside and became BFFs with Ro.ert Whinny.

That's,about it ,bye for now.

MAINE

Tomorrow I embark on a 12 hour journey to Maine where i will be more or less cut off from civilisation ,during my absence please restrain from suicide and other effects that accompany long periods without me. I promise to grab every opportunity to update you on my goings on with me and maybe some pics of me if ya lucky.

Rummy

I am now learning the great skill of how NOT to win Rummy.

Playing with brother, dad, granddad and Myself.

bye mk2

Going to Maine may not be able to use Internet.

Be back in a week!

a few days ago.

Remember that blog about small children I did a while back, well the day after I went to step-grandma's friends barbecue which happened to have those same children at, sooo once again I got to engage in some games with them (being oldest kid also meant I had to be responsible :L) this time we played a game where I sat on the floor while they made me say things in an American accent which went from words such as "hello" to "Monkey-bars". They found Monkeybars the funniest because when ibatempted it I said "muuuuurnkey-baaars" which made them all laugh. Then the grown ups started to get Abit annoyed ay the kids for running around shouting "muuuuuurnkey-baaars and asked me and thirteen year old girl too take them for a walk. And while on this walk I discovered how truely difficult it is to get kids to walk in a straight line. We then began to AK down to the beach witch was interresting because every person that passed us was proberbly convinced that me and the 13 year old were a pair of underage sex addicts with no grasp of the use if condoms. Anyway we finally arrived at the beach where the first thing that Ben (the 4 year old) did was charge as fast as he could towards the ocean fully clothed giving the others the insentive to also wonder off in different directions, after rounding them up I decided to let them paddle as long as they didn't go any further. Which went pretty well until Ben dropped his crisp packet and tried to get it back by running towards a large wave giving me a moment of awesomeness where a charged out grabbed the child and then fell face first onto the sand after Ben decided to swing his leg in the direction of my crotch. Then began the walk home meet at the back stopping anyone escaping with Ben who although being the one who spent the journey there running ahead in some desperate atempt to get run over decided to hang back and insist on going to a shower to was some sand off his foot, unfortunately when his friend came to wash his foot, Ben said he would hold the shower on and promtly completely soaked him self with water. Then on the walk back too The party he said his foot hurt and started talking about some guy called Kevin. He then said his foot hurt too much to walk and i had to distract him by telling him to race me to the next lamp post.

srsly people.

Very short

I was Abit depressedwhen i discover Tom Pallen had more followers than me. unless there are large quantitys of people following me privetly which wouldn't be so bad aside from the fact that I'd feel abit stalked. On that subject I reckon they should rename the description of follow privately too; "follow this blog but don't let anyoneelse know because I'm a stalker."

little children

Sorry about the misleading title, I am currently surrounded by a sea of 7-11 year old girls who are armed with balloons and awkward questions like "how often do you shave" and a 3 year old who has a determination to lick me :L.

The USA

Today a went on an aircraft carrier called "The Intrepid" it was pretty awesome because everydeck was full of differrent planes and on one deck even a section on the moon landings. I then got to go on a nuclear sub which also falls under the catagory of awesome. This spent up most of the day but before we headed back to where we were staying we went to Chinatown.

Sorry for not writing more but trying to blog with a phone takes Abit too much effort so be happy with what you've got.

OMFG

I now have 2! yes 2! followers, so thank you new follower! I hope you enjoy my posts :L

Anyway not much else to blog about I've sent almost the whole day playing Minecraft because I'm just that pro and am now hoping to kill sometime with this blog post. Most of the people I know are on holiday meaning I'm currently limited to Facebook, Warhammer with my great pal Jason and Minecraft with my trusty friend Matt. In other news I had a Warhmmer game yesterday which had a satisfying outcome of a crushing defeat. I also went into town and eat too much food.

Anyway this is the last (english) blog you'll see for 3 weeks as tomorrow I'm off to America! Where I will be staying with my Granddad and chillin on beaches (the sandy type if anyone was worried) While I'm gone do not despair as I should still have oppertunites to post more blogs and facebook updates for my adoring pubilic.

In the mean time here is a picture of me.