IIIIIIIT'S CHRISTMAS!!!

That's right folks! it's christmas, if you didn't already know ;) Santa has done his work and I having a great time I've got presents and what do I choose to do??? I go and write a blooming Blog about it, I'm so sad, anyway it's pretty great but the main focas of this blog isn't going to be christmas, or even the docter who apisode which will be on later, Today I am going to dedicate this blog to Anna who I recently discovered isn't as dumb as we all thought, (hi Anna btw), Anna and I you see have this on going to debate about Adele's "Set Fire to the rain" I say it is pronounced normally in the song but she insist's there is a pause half we through the Fi-Ire. To this day neither of us had backed down until this lunch time when by chance I heard the opening lines "I let it fall my.." but what struck me then was that the rytheme seemed a bit different to the one i'm use to and as it approached the debated verse I had a thought and sure enough when it reached the line it said it the ANNA way. So I hope that clears things up, turns out we were both listening to different versions of the same song ;)

Anyway, I think that about does it for today, hope you all had a loverly christmas and I'll see you Next blog! (well, I won't see you, but you'll read things I'm typing which is close enough)
If you can't wait till then feel free to send me hate mail throught the post or any other method of communication ;)

December Wooo!

It's that time again, the shops are getting their christmas on (well, thoses that didn't start 2 months ago) and all the households are going to be breaking out their advent calenders. Unless however, you're me who's watch quite clearly states that it is the 31st of November no doubt abou that..... Anyway, I just thought I'd post you guys this blog in case you'd forgotten ;) In other news today is going to be rubbish. Most of the lessons are boring, aside from History yey but that's last lesson so everyone's already bored senseless by the time we get there. I hope you all a good December.

Also! Two days ago on Tuesday Mr Roberts our head of year decided that it would be a good idea to dye our movember teacher's tashes! and held an auction in which people would bid to be able to personally paint their teacher's tash. Anyway I'd better get back to the real reason I'm on here, printing my History homework. On topic then here's a picture of my History teacher with a colourful moustache.



Talk to y'll l8R!

Ah, that's the stuff

Hey guys me again, well who else would it be tbh ;) I tend to assume that people read my blog expecting me. Enough rambling back to blog :p. I haven't blogged in a while and I figured it would be a good idea to write a new one, I was in fact working on a blog last week end but I didn't finish it and after saving it to continue later..... decided I was too fat a lazy to complete it. Anyway, here's my day so far, I woke up (Always a good start) I stayed in bed and decided I didn't care how awake I was, I wasn't moving ;). I then remember I was suppose to be at Judo in an hour and did get up. I went to Judo, I pwned up and did some epic ninja throws ect.... I then finished and came home. But not for long because soon I was off again to have a nice chat with Emma, We both arrived at a place we've nick named "The Ellie place" at almost exactly the same time which I must attribute to my great organising skills of the event. Anyway we had a good talk for a good two and a half hours about random shizz like criminal activity and if either of us is attracted to the the same sex. Then we departed, Emma to go and eat chocolate (because she's fat, kidding) and me to go on to one of my other good friends Ewan. Me and Ewan met in Neros and had a good what I would call, man chat where we exchanged tales and funny stories and then proceeded to consume large amounts of food. After this we both left feeling happy and ended the meeting with a good old bro hug. I then went home and went on Facebook then watched Merlin but nobody really cares about that.

Anyways, that's about it for today folks! I hope you enjoyed the blog and I'll leave you with a face collage of the afore mentioned Emma which I made while bored.

Soooooooooo bored

Hey guys, guess what!
I'm bored. Nobody is on Facebook, well nobody worth ME is on Facebook and I haven't got ma pal Pete to LOL with either. Anyways that's why I'm blogging. These first two lines have achieved next to nothing and have just wasted your time, sadly I'm afraid that it's not going to improve the further you go. If you are still reading then, congratulations, you've shown more intrrest than I expected. I might just go play League in abit on my own if nothing happens, sorry if there's nothing blog worthy today, aside from it being Friday, which is awesome!

Oh well, bye bye for now!
And have a nice Friday!

A poem for James

James is getting a poem
He didn't ask for it
He'll complain about the wording
but I don't give a.....

He sometimes gets in stressy
He's often really sad
but some times he's happy
like when he's with my dad

He has a love nose shine
it's sparkles like the sun
You help me out in times of need
and when I'm feeling glum

It's all about the price
that what you like to say
oh and that reminds me
MW3 came out today

I hope you liked the poem
It's layouts pretty messy
But if it did annoy you
Please don't have a stressy

A poem for Anna

Their name is Anna Mullins
They are a total bitch
They are an awesome ginger
Who's friends with a ginger witch

They some time's have their highs
They sometimes have their lows
But by far their very best feature
Is the way they give their blows

I'm very sorry Anna
If this poem has got you down
I'll tell you the really truth
Your the coolest kid in town

Your niceness is uncanny
Matched only by your looks
You've got to be the only girl
Who doesn't quote the Twilight books

You sometimes have some weird moods
but we love you all the same
you also have a boyfriend
But he is pretty lame

I'd love to write a little more
This poem kinda sucked
I thought about improving it
but I really can't be.....

A poem for Emma

There is a bitch among us
But for a bitch they're not that bad
They're pretty nice and pretty fit
But I'm sure that they're a lad

They aren't that keen on singing
But do like listening to songs
They make lots of rythmic poetry
But that bit kinda pongs

They own the Emma fan club
Its members total high
She has a lot of lovers
Despite that she's a guy

She just made me a poem
That's why I'm making this
But I think I have to stop now
I really need a....

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Here educate yourself!

Uh Oh!

I don't feel so gre8
School starts again tomorrow :(
Anyways in other news the holidays were awesome and now I'm spending the last bit of it listening to youtube videos and.... well... I guess there is no and just the youtube videos. I played a LOL game which was alright but aside from that not much else. Anyways I'm not quite sure how I'm going to go to sleep tonight, normally it's on either a high or a low byt tbh I don't really feel either right now.

Anyway, I'd normally stop there but I guess I'll treat you guys today by adding a little extra, for those who are interested I'm currently doing a little bit of German revision but not really concentrating on it, hmmm I think I'll post an extra verse to my previous poem.

The storm is now upon us
despair surrounds us all
we await the final ending
as death now comes to call

A short Poem! ( and a picture of me)

I see a storm up in the distance
the storm it closes fast
I know what where the boat shall travel
for travel it does so rash

I know not how to guide its helm
just cling on and keep to hope
with life and death and those around me
for all hangs by a rope

I know not how to slow us down
the vessel moves on stronger
but tell this to me just once a time
will it last so longer?


like it?
I this the picture of me was the best part tbh :p

talk ta y'all next time I do something blog worthy
over and out!

Complimenting Chris

Chris is a funny guy.
Chris is a nice nerd.
Chris is great
Chris is handsome
Chris has great spelling skills
Chris insults himself so other people might chuckle
Chris compliments people
Chris is honest
Chris isn't a faggot
Chris is making a blog post about him self so that other people don't have to go through the trouble
Chris has a wonderful singing voice
Chris honest
Chris is intelligent

Average days

Today's alright but tbh so far the highlight has been watching a minecraft video (Yogscast if anyone cares) so I'm sorry if this blog has a tend towards the depressing style you might be use to finding in http://facetiouscomplaints.blogspot.com/. anyways I'm currently blogging which is quite fun and soon I'll be going outside which will (hopefull) be even funner but till then I will leave you with a quote from president Kennedy.

"We chose to go to the moon and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard"

I'm not sure why that came to mind but oh well, I've wasted enough of your time with my pointless blog post. Speak to y'all Monday.

Oh Hai Der

Well hey everyone, this is me, blogging again. And suprise suprise I haven't got anything to blog about, aside from my aweful spelling ;). I'm about to go to school where I will
- Have a O.K. statistics lesson in which we will also disscuss why we can't go on the Chase Hub
- Have a great biology lesson in which we will marvel at Dr Jennings amazingness and have a brief mention about the classes controlled assessment.
- Then it will be break time where every one crowds two girls like moths to a flame, (butg hopefully with out the painful disintegration)
- Then it will be form time, we will have assably 2nd half with Mr Peck giving a short speech at the begining and in the first half of form time we will be planning to play cards but instead Mr Smith will give us some pointless excersise to do.
-Then it will be lunch which will be fun however there will be periods where I feel slightly alone and find my self passing the times by talking to Jason and Gordon and nerdy things, but tbh I'm not complaining as it's quite fun
- The... PE. we will run around playing hockey we will be told however we can improve at passing in hockey and we will get hot and sweaty
- Then we will finish off our English controlled assessment but I won't have enough time and will ask for another lesson on wendsday.


I hope you enjoyed my blog,
C y'all at school!

James is sad

James is sad or angry or depressed or stressed about something but I don't know what coz he won't tell me and won't talk on Skype so I'm left writing this pointless blog about it instead. In other news I had Physics yesterday which was awesome and today I didn't which was not awesome, ;) Anyway Physics jokes aside I'm pretty happy and James is pretty sad so anyways...

toodul pip.

James Vines

I'm feeling very guilty right now because James Vines my trusty sidekick, had almost gone a day without a single stressy fit. But alas it was not too be as at 5 mins past 9 O'clock I made a fatal error (which I can't remember) and it resulted in him becoming stressed. But fortunately he calmed down while Emma was out of the call and then we agreed to pretend to still hate each other. But woe betide I was too convincing and he left Skype with tears in his eyes. Then I talked to him through the magic powers of Facebook and we made friends again. Now we have both agreed to blog about the whole shebbang (awesome word that) and on that note I'll tie this off.

Sorry if my bog isn't as long in in depth as James's so I'll say sorry.

Anyway this is Christopher Vickers signing off.

Bye!

do i hear a woop woop?

I'm back! ( England not Malvern)

hey there

Hi, if anyone reads this please Skype me or give me some form if contact with England.

...

Cancelled. Need I say more :,(

This is hetting ne down.

Here I AM sitting in America waking up to the sound of people getting As. While ihave to wait until Sunday. Waaaah :,(

P.s. Skype is auto ringing James Vines, :S

oh i forgot

Gonna tell you in the last blog but forgot :/

There was an earthquake somewhere yesterday an apparrently it was felt where I'm staying but Ho hum I didnt notice. That's about it by3e

Hey guys.

"Never say Never" (just a bit of Justin Bieber to start the blog)

Hi everyone. Just s short blog post to update you on the fact that I have a site throat. I'm sorry I haven't been blogging very much recently but i promise that as soon as I'm back ill give you all a nice big blog. In other news I had an epic dream the other day about sitting in a car while it was firied from a catapult. Yup, I dream about some pretty crazy stuff. Anyhow that's about it from the blog post.

Thunder

Sitting in a sofa watching "FRED the movie" with very loud thunder outside. That's about it.

AWESOME

A SEAPLANE JUST LANDED IN THE LAKE.

When in doubt, blog about.

Today ill be blogging about my day. I started off with a fun convosation with James, however the slight drawback was that throughout the interaction my phone was determined to continually vibrate, fortunately James had the quickmind to suggest turning it off and back on again. Which WORKED! Then I had to leave as my parents demanded I went for a swim in the lake (such a hard life), anyway I had a swim and then got out and had some breakfast. I then went Kyaking for about 6 hours during which I was awesome. Then i went into town and had an extra large oreo ice cream which i will post a picture of me eating below. I then had a get of UNO with my family, which I WON!

Anyways that's about it for tonight see y'all later!

In the mean time here's my ice cream.

Or not, my phone doesn't seem to do pictures :(
Anyhow Byeeeee!

Famous Quotes

'I don't like complaining"
James Vines

Field

I am lying in some grass siphoning someone's WI-FI to send you this message.

Dreams

Just had an Sweet dream where i went into great Malvern met; James V, Pete, Matt, Will and Alex on their way to a foot ball game for people at the Wytch primary school only so while they had fun I stayed utside and became BFFs with Ro.ert Whinny.

That's,about it ,bye for now.

MAINE

Tomorrow I embark on a 12 hour journey to Maine where i will be more or less cut off from civilisation ,during my absence please restrain from suicide and other effects that accompany long periods without me. I promise to grab every opportunity to update you on my goings on with me and maybe some pics of me if ya lucky.


Rummy

I am now learning the great skill of how NOT to win Rummy.

Playing with brother, dad, granddad and Myself.

bye mk2

Going to Maine may not be able to use Internet.

Be back in a week!

a few days ago.

Remember that blog about small children I did a while back, well the day after I went to step-grandma's friends barbecue which happened to have those same children at, sooo once again I got to engage in some games with them (being oldest kid also meant I had to be responsible :L) this time we played a game where I sat on the floor while they made me say things in an American accent which went from words such as "hello" to "Monkey-bars". They found Monkeybars the funniest because when ibatempted it I said "muuuuurnkey-baaars" which made them all laugh. Then the grown ups started to get Abit annoyed ay the kids for running around shouting "muuuuuurnkey-baaars and asked me and thirteen year old girl too take them for a walk. And while on this walk I discovered how truely difficult it is to get kids to walk in a straight line. We then began to AK down to the beach witch was interresting because every person that passed us was proberbly convinced that me and the 13 year old were a pair of underage sex addicts with no grasp of the use if condoms. Anyway we finally arrived at the beach where the first thing that Ben (the 4 year old) did was charge as fast as he could towards the ocean fully clothed giving the others the insentive to also wonder off in different directions, after rounding them up I decided to let them paddle as long as they didn't go any further. Which went pretty well until Ben dropped his crisp packet and tried to get it back by running towards a large wave giving me a moment of awesomeness where a charged out grabbed the child and then fell face first onto the sand after Ben decided to swing his leg in the direction of my crotch. Then began the walk home meet at the back stopping anyone escaping with Ben who although being the one who spent the journey there running ahead in some desperate atempt to get run over decided to hang back and insist on going to a shower to was some sand off his foot, unfortunately when his friend came to wash his foot, Ben said he would hold the shower on and promtly completely soaked him self with water. Then on the walk back too The party he said his foot hurt and started talking about some guy called Kevin. He then said his foot hurt too much to walk and i had to distract him by telling him to race me to the next lamp post.

srsly people.

Very short

I was Abit depressedwhen i discover Tom Pallen had more followers than me. unless there are large quantitys of people following me privetly which wouldn't be so bad aside from the fact that I'd feel abit stalked. On that subject I reckon they should rename the description of follow privately too; "follow this blog but don't let anyoneelse know because I'm a stalker."

little children

Sorry about the misleading title, I am currently surrounded by a sea of 7-11 year old girls who are armed with balloons and awkward questions like "how often do you shave" and a 3 year old who has a determination to lick me :L.

The USA

Today a went on an aircraft carrier called "The Intrepid" it was pretty awesome because everydeck was full of differrent planes and on one deck even a section on the moon landings. I then got to go on a nuclear sub which also falls under the catagory of awesome. This spent up most of the day but before we headed back to where we were staying we went to Chinatown.

Sorry for not writing more but trying to blog with a phone takes Abit too much effort so be happy with what you've got.

OMFG

I now have 2! yes 2! followers, so thank you new follower! I hope you enjoy my posts :L

Anyway not much else to blog about I've sent almost the whole day playing Minecraft because I'm just that pro and am now hoping to kill sometime with this blog post. Most of the people I know are on holiday meaning I'm currently limited to Facebook, Warhammer with my great pal Jason and Minecraft with my trusty friend Matt. In other news I had a Warhmmer game yesterday which had a satisfying outcome of a crushing defeat. I also went into town and eat too much food.

Anyway this is the last (english) blog you'll see for 3 weeks as tomorrow I'm off to America! Where I will be staying with my Granddad and chillin on beaches (the sandy type if anyone was worried) While I'm gone do not despair as I should still have oppertunites to post more blogs and facebook updates for my adoring pubilic.

In the mean time here is a picture of me.


SUPRISE

I'm blogging again, and today I am going to talk about Cars 2 which I went to see today and was moderatly amused by, however this was coupled with my ever enthusiastic friend James who very carefully pointed out every flaw too me. After this I played some Xbox (lots of exitment there) and was amazed by how annoying my brothers friends were. I then got bored and checked my facebook notifications only to disscover I was hated by all and had non. I'm now going to attempt to make my blog look less like it was made by a year 2.

This is Christopher Vickers signing out.

School

School went ok today and I have restarted writing on my blog.

I am talking to Michael Ranaldo by putting in his response on cleverbot with some interressting results. Unforunatly for me Cleverbot keeps coming back to proclaiming how much it LOVES males which is slightly iritating for me.

FIRST!

Sup People who will neveer read this